13 July 2009

more nolanisms

Life - in the eyes of a five-year-old:

Babies turn into kids.
Kids turn into teenagers.
Teenagers turn into adults.
Adults turn into old people.
And old people turn into dead people!

05 July 2009

revenge

Nolan filled me in on all the shcoop about "revenge". You're gonna love this one.

Nolan:
Revenge is when someone hits you and then you hit him back.
Me:
Oh, that doesn't sound very nice, does it?
Nolan:
No.
Me:
What do you think you should do?
Nolan:
You should hit him back and then say, "I'm sorry!"